I could barely contain myself watching this. Thank you, Glenn Beck and Faux News and all of you righties for egging this stuff on. I know I’m days behind, but here are some videos.

To summarize; marketing is key, Obama’s logo is a brainwashing technique, get your kids out of college, burn all the college books especially those teaching “that evolution crap” –oh, and don’t install one of those analog-to-digital set-top converter boxes, because they are secret government brainwashing devices.

Rachel Maddow and Ana Marie Cox were hilarious as well.

I hope Wednesday’s festivities are played around the clock until next November.