Bush to Give Farewell Address on Thursday

Posted by ryptide on January 12, 2009 Leave a comment (2) Go to comments

This has been my favorite thing all day so far:

UPDATE: RypTide.com has obtained a portion of President Bush’s prepared remarks. See below;

Good Evenin’ my fellow Amurrikans. I did it for teh lulz.

2 Comments.

james January 12, 2009 at 7:57 pm

SO what’s the drinking game for this address by the MonkeyMan?
ryptide January 12, 2009 at 8:01 pm

Every time he speaks and you feel overcome with relief that he and Cheney are so very close to being gone, gone, gone you finish your drink and grab another.

Then after the address, you call in sick for Friday and start a five-day weekend.